INVINCIBLE AND SHORT CHANGE: NO MORE (Anonymous)

The title s the easy part. if you get my drift, Drift
Short of change don't go looking in Curly's jacket
Pocket, now will you then.
Your sister from Bethlehem in the O F of S is on her way
Taking the Tribunal down from Hannekom train station.

Zelda's mother's been poorly, I believe.
Moved her from left wing into right corner
She's there at The Rugby Memorial Nursing Homes
For geriatrics and Allzies. My mom's booked in for next year.

Arthur, that's Zelda from Bethlehem, is here for 2 weeks
He's come to see Brashalley whose had a spot on his lung
The doctors say it's nothing but a smudge on the lense
Oh perhaps he said the plate - all the same it appears
That he doesn t have the C word or anything.

Did you HEAR - Johnny s been having it off with Delilah
that's one of the baker's assistants in the baking section
Takes real risks, he does. His old lady does the banking
and the books four days a week. Likely to come across
the two of them one of these days!

Her name's Delisha and he's an I Tie by name of Guiseppe.

Well Buds, that's all thats hot off the press for the mo.
Send my regards to Mathilda, Bethany and Seth.

Take care, your friend

Bartholomew.