My Tears gone dry, pearls on a plate. (Anonymous)

Tears for nothing, pennies rolling in the street.
O. D. Factor, factor it in, do sums, set aside.
Tears a river? Who's crying wolf?
Pearl and permaculture, hair tongs or blow dry
Go for it cowboy, you get to decide.

Steadfast knife from the galaxy of blues
A knife when a pencil and pad's no use.
Universal pictures said it all -
Have a ball! Go out with a bang! Or Hang man.

Shepherds and shepherd's pie
Like cheese? Do it on toast!
Cream puffs, custard, jelly-jiggle-o
A feast, death row, pick a treat.

"We have one life." That's taxman and rebate stuff.
A send off's never a send off without a fat crowd.
Bugles, cherubs, seraphs, JC himself
That does it for me, my kind of stuff!

Suicide? Call it what you will-
Over your head debt, been cast aside
Tell you what mate-done a preview
And.. nothing to beat Snuff It Time in super syle